So I have decided to have my kids sit in trash bags whenever they enter my car. They are savage little beasts who care not for other's property. Why on earth you would want to let these creatures of dysfunction ever enter you vehicle is beyond me.
My husband has told me repeatedly to stop letting them eat in the car. But all you really want to do is satiate them into shutting up on the 45 minte car ride home while you listen to your audio book.
Besides what does he know? He taught these little ingrates everything they know. You should see the carpet of mail that now lines our living room floor and dining room table.
In any case, I might keep them because the slave labor is nice.
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