These are the Rules of "Poop" according to my mom. A wise woman who can actually be right about some stuff sometimes. Who knew that moms actually know stuff? Anyway, some of the words have been changed as this blog is not marked for "adults only," namely the word "poop" was another explicative we can all realate to, and if you fill it in while you're reading, it's funnier!
Rule #1
Is it really poop? If not, forget about it because it's not worth the time or effort of caring.
Rule #2
If it is poop, then is it my poop or someone else's poop? If it is someone else's poop, then leave because you can't change anyone but yourself. (However, usually you can always tell the person to clean up their poop or get it out of other people's way or disguise their freak flag better.)
Rule #3
If it is your poop, then you need to deal with it. Clean it up. Fix your ass and stop trying to give it to other people because they have their own poop to deal with.
Voila! Share this with someone today and buy a pooper-scooper people!
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